Oh, Yeah. They Shouldn't Make That One Either

I had known that Michael Bay was making "The Island", but I blocked that information out. Michael Bay already forced me to bear the cinematic pain of "Armageddon". (My summary line in my IMDB comments sums up my feeling about that shit-slab movie: "I wanted to walk out on this movie, and I was on a plane") I took "Pearl Harbor" on myself--or the first two hours of it anyway. There was no way I was going to burn calories switching DVDs for that time-wasting prick. I did enjoy the Henry Rollins story about what blue-veined dicks Bay and Bruckheimer were when they auditioned him for "Bad Boys 2".

Why does Michael Bay want to remake "Parts: the Clonus Horror"? Try this on. He has no taste. He has no class. He's a intellectual pygmy and a moral idiot. That he makes more money than the urchins begging for change on University Avenue is evidence that there is neither God nor justice in this wicked world.