Yet Another Thing the 49ers Are Bad At

So, what do you do if you can't throw, can't catch, can't tackle, can't defend, and can't run? You play for the 49ers. We've known that for a while. But it turns out that there are more requirements for a job in the organization. You can't act, write or tell jokes either. At least, that's what the video their ex-PR flack made indicates. It's supposedly 15 minutes long, but I felt like the second segment involving the Asian stereotype character and his endless sexual malaprops lasted for at least six weeks. It was bad enough to make we yearn for someone to come on and do a twenty minute "New York is different from L.A." set. If the overgrown Butthead who wrote this crap read this post, he'd have probably stopped at "organization" because it contains the word "organ" huh-huh-huh-huh.

Though I guess we should count our blessings on this one. The 49ers have at least picked a harmless new vocation at which to suck. Let's keep them in comedy (at which they're clearly better on the field than off) lest they scratch an itch to try heart surgery.