Someone Broke Into My Car

Actually, broke is a little strong. During last week's car repairs, the repairmen opened the back door to vacuum the interior. They didn't lock it afterwards, and I didn't check. Someone else did. They moved a lot of things around looking for, I guess, my iPod or my in-trunk CD player. Little did they know that the iPod stays with me and I don't have an in-trunk CD player. Well, I guess they know now.

Whoever it was didn't do any damage, so far as I can tell. I wish he would have shut the doors. He could have run my car battery down. Come on, thieves, be kind. Some of us have jobs to drive to.

Remember, you can't rip it off if I can't buy it.