Mr. Cheney, you have my father much offended...

Darth Tyrannus, I mean, Dick Cheney, is much offended at Amnesty International over their report on rights violations at Guantanamo Bay. But couldn't he have issued a more complete denial?

"Occasionally there are allegations of mistreatment," Cheney said. "But if you trace those back, in nearly every case, it turns out to come from somebody who had been inside and released to their home country and now are peddling lies about how they were treated."

Nearly? How many torture victims in a nearly? And how many of those are ours and how many did we ship off to Uzbekistan?

Go, go, Mr. Cheney, you question with a wicked tongue.