Aside

Because I brought up "My Mother the Car" in the last post, I decided to look it up. IMDB gave me the following advice:

If you like this title, we also recommend...

"Mary Tyler Moore" (1970)

Actually, if you like "My Mother the Car", I recommend intensive psychotherapy combined with powerful mind-altering drugs, specifically, a beach-ball sized dose of Haloperidol. How did IMDB make that leap? My guess would have been that if you liked "My Mother the Car" you would also like to watch videos of a morbidly obese man who'd trained his cat to pick lint out of his belly-button.

Wait! Everybody freeze! I think I can pitch that to ABC. Don't think of stealing this from me! I own full rights, damn you!