Haw! Haw!

Oh, to be Nelson Muntz.

Bush falls off a bike. Remember all that crap about what an athlete he was supposed to be back in 2000? This is twice in two months, isn't it? When I was in high school I rode my bike to school four days out of five (sometimes on icy roads) and didn't manage to fall once. It's bad enough he's a vicious, lying, tyrannical sociopath. He's a clumsy vicious, lying, tyrannical sociopath.

Actually, if Bush and I were both nicer people, I'd express concern about his health. But since I really don't care what happens to the man--haw! haw!