"The Island" Is A Flop

Michael Bay can't defend his career with the "All my movies are successful" crapola. The Island took in $12 million last weekend, for a 4th place opening. (Charley and the Chocolate Factory, in its 2nd week, made $28 million over the same period.)

It's not schadenfreude because I am not ashamed of my glee. Bay's film will sink and die, and lose over $100 million in the process. The next time I fly to L.A., I might see him behind the Burger King counter at the terminal, trying to talk someone into buying an Island collectors cup.

Oh bliss! Oh bliss and heaven!