Sunday, January 08, 2006

Translating the Delay Departure in Star Wars Terms

Headline (AP) Coruscant: DARTH MAUL is out as second in command of the Lords of the Sith.

Potential successors include Darth Tyrannus and--after a recent party switch--Darth Vader. A closed-session lightsaber duel between these two Dark Lords will decide the matter, and the Empire waits to unite behind the victor. Each stands ready to deploy Force Lightning against all who "hate freedom".

You can check out the real world equivalent here. Finding out who wins this battle is kind of like finding out whether you're going to be impaled or disemboweled.

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